setting: Press Conference at the White House. After much commotion, Bush appears with the most serious expression he can muster…
Bush: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have good news…” PAUSE
Reporter 1: “We’ve found the WMD’s?”
Reporter 2: “We’re ending the war in Iraq and letting them figure out their own
mess?”
Reporter 3: “We’ve found Bin Laden and we’re going to help the Afghans rebuild
their homeland?”
A pause while everyone waits with bated breath at what the good news could be…
Bush: “No…none of those.”
Reporter 2: “Mr. President, please don’t keep us in suspense anymore…we
need good news in this time of war…”
Bush: “I JUST SAVED A BUNCH ON MY CAR INSURANCE WITH GEICO…”
*HUGE GRIN*
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Can’t you see that as our next geico commercial? i can…that idiot would think it’s a great idea for his reelection campaign…and yes, i’m a registered democrat…
steph
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