wow…i’m actually alive…*pats self on the head* - hmmm…yup…still here. sorry i haven’t written in a while…it’s been a very hectic month for me. did lots of flying…came to the conclusion that airlines shouldn’t bother making up an itinerary…you know…WHY BOTHER WHEN YOU DON’T INTEND TO ARRIVE ON TIME ANYWAY!?? - flew 5 different airlines…and none of them got to the destination on time!!!! in any case…taiwan was great…incredible in fact. shopped for hours in a day…then i would hang out and eat…and drink. i think my grandmother thought i was too skinny or something…kept feeding me…sheesh…
okay, so i ended up in canada…you won’t believe the temperature…it’s fuckin cold! -35c…that’s…*does calculations in my head* - oh screw it…i have no idea what that is in fahrenheit, but whatever. it was damn cold. i swear i flash froze everytime i walked out the door…but thanks to trish, i had a great time…*gives trish a big hug* - her family was seriously friendly…something i’m so not used to…and check it out, i learned to play cards…rummy i believe it is. i was always attacked by two dogs (not literally, although one of the dogs seem to have taken a liking to my ass - he kept licking it!)
went to west edmonton mall and had a very good time just shopping. the mall was soooooo huge. saw a dolphin show right in the center of the mall, there was an amusement park, submarine rides, stores coming out the wazoo!! anyway, met up with one of trish’s friends, and we had dinner at the mall before dropping off the girl at home. now for the fun part…while driving home, the car in front of me kicked up so much snow it ended up blinding me…so i slowed down…the next thing i know, i see the brake light of the same moron…i slam on my brakes, thereby swerving my truck, and unfortunately ended up in the track of the stupid idiot…i must have missed the car by mere inches (according to trish, who was sleeping at the time of the incident - talk about a rude awakening) - anyway, i finally came to a stop…albeit in a huge ditch of snow…and about a foot from the oncoming traffic lane…on a highway no less. just to put into perspective, trish tried to get out of the car by her door…couldn’t do it cause the snow was up to about half the door, and we were in a buick rendez-vous!!! - anyway, trish had to climb out the back door on the driver side (very carefully, she would like to add) to check on the other dude to make sure he didn’t have a heart attack or something. well, here comes the kicker…the fucker was drunk off his ass…he stumbled out of his car, fell into the snow, and found the entire situation hilarious. shit, i’m glad he didn’t kill us…and that it was too cold for me to go outside and kick his fucking ass. the cops came eventually…and arrested the moron. i hear that a DUI = license suspension. so that’s one good thing. anyway, we had to get a tow truck to get us out of this ditch…which they did, by literally lifting the entire truck out of the snow…while trish and i were still in it. if it wasn’t for all the crap initally, i would’ve found the situation all sorts of cool. yeah, trish’s parents didn’t want us driving at night after that…*grin*
but all in all…it was a great time…and i can’t wait to head back out there again…just hopefully in warmer weather this time…perhaps the summer? *thinks about it and starts planning*
well, this is turning out to be a super long entry and it’s getting late…so i think i’m going to sign off for now…and probably add more in the days to come as memories come back to me…
night all…
steph